I’m just a brown girl, living the city, dishing out advice to anyone who needs it.

I’m not saying I’m skeptic, but I know the plots to every slave movie before I see them, and I thoroughly check for accuracy of historical references…

Ever been to a buffet and seen a half full container just left on the counter? That’s me too… all it takes it one stray hair in the mac and cheese and I’m done, chile…

I constantly second guess my second guesses…

And I know every clean public bathroom in the city… all 5 locations…